“If there’s a West 4th Street, does that mean East 4th runs the other way?”
“You know how the guy at the ‘otel said that we ought to go to Brooklyn because it looks just like England?
“Well, I fink the only part of England that it looks like is Brixton (a neighborhood of London) wi’v all them Jamaicans.”
“Yeah, it does a bit, luv, but there’s a lot of ’em around the ‘otel too.”
“True, but ’round Penn Station don’t remind of London.”
Nah, me neivah.”