Couple to their young daughter who is fidgeting in her seat:
“Go sit yo’ ass down and don’t be fishin’ in yo’ pocket fo’ no gum! You already ate three pieces and a bag of cheetos. You ‘aint gettin’ no’ mo’ treats, even if youse tryna front with that fallin’ down and hollarin’ act. That WUZ yo’ dinner. Youse just goin’ home and goin’ a bed!”
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