This Just In: Dying on the Subway is Inconvenient

“Try not to die on the subway train, it’d be very inconvenient. And think about your loved ones when the medical bills come through. So, please, try not to die on the subway train. Very inconvenient. If somebody was to die right now, it’d be a wonderful example of what I’m talking about.”

– crazy guy on the F train

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