A pair of teenagers:
“If you wasn’t black, what would you be?”
“I’d be Spanish ’cause I like rice and beans.”
“Word. I’d be Italian.”
“Why? ‘Cause you thinks youse gangsta?
“Yeaah! Bed-Stuy mafia, n—a!”
“Bullshit, I think you’d be uh, uh, uh, Japanese!”
“What? Why?”
“‘Cause you’s mad fat like one of them sumo wrestlers, ha ha!