Non-Identical Twins

Girl to her friend:

“Jessica’s too liberal for me on a lot of things, but, like, I’ve known her forever, so I can’t just come right out and tell her I think she’s full of shit.”

“Why not? It’s not like you’re that close, right?”

“Well, we are twins and all, but we’ve never been very alike.”

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