“Something smells sweet and nice, you know, like that guys nuts on the corner?”
“That’s what she said.”
– two women waiting for the L train
Category Archives: girls
Needs Help Talking to Girls
A zitty young man approaches a group of three young women on the F train platform at 4th Avenue, Brooklyn:
“Hey, you girls are speaking Spanish, right?”
“Yes.”
“Where you from?”
“Mexico”
“And, now you’re in America, huh?”
“Yes… we are.”
“Um, uh, that’s neat.”
Brandon: Better Straight Than Gay?
Two women on the uptown F platform at 23rd Street:
“Seriously, like, the more you hang out with Brandon the straighter he gets!”
“Oh, I know, totally! But it is a good thing?”
Non-Identical Twins
Girl to her friend:
“Jessica’s too liberal for me on a lot of things, but, like, I’ve known her forever, so I can’t just come right out and tell her I think she’s full of shit.”
“Why not? It’s not like you’re that close, right?”
“Well, we are twins and all, but we’ve never been very alike.”
Hot & Schweaty
Two young men:
“Hey, you know when it gets real hot and the sweat drips down your back and, like, uh, uh, gets all wet in your drawers?”
“Yeah! It be like that today, yo. Hot as hell, man!”
“You ever think that happens to females too?”
“Yeah, ‘course it does, and a lot too. It get all caught up in they booty!”
“I get it. Is that why they wear those thongs in the summer, then? So it drain off quicker?”
G’Day! Yes, I Speak English
Two teenagers to each other:
“Why do none of these train drivers speak English? I can’t understand this guy. He sounds like he come from, uh, uh, Australia or some place!”
“Australia? Is that even a country?”
Soda Drinkers
Two teens to one another:
“How do you drink a Sprite that big on the train, girl?”
“I don’t. I just sip at it.”