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Look, No Hands!

Posted on August 11, 2012 by jonny
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look mama, I’m standing on the seat!”
“what did I tell you about standing the seat?”
“you said not to but you also told me not to touch anything with my hands so I’m using my feet.”
– smart ass kid on the 2 train

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Reading Backwards

Posted on July 15, 2011 by jonny
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Kid to his distracted mother:

“Mommy, why is that man reading his book backwards?”

“Oh, I don’t know, probably because he’s Jewish, honey.”

“I don’t get it. Can’t Jews read forwards?”

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Two Park Slope Mothers

Posted on May 13, 2011 by jonny
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“So, I’m annoyed that we’re running late, Kim.”

“Why? Are you in a hurry?”

“Yes, I’m in a hurry! If we don’t get to the yoga studio by 9.30, I’ll be late for my shift at the (food) co-op!”

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