look mama, I’m standing on the seat!”
“what did I tell you about standing the seat?”
“you said not to but you also told me not to touch anything with my hands so I’m using my feet.”
– smart ass kid on the 2 train
Look, No Hands!
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Reading Backwards
Kid to his distracted mother:
“Mommy, why is that man reading his book backwards?”
“Oh, I don’t know, probably because he’s Jewish, honey.”
“I don’t get it. Can’t Jews read forwards?”
Two Park Slope Mothers
“So, I’m annoyed that we’re running late, Kim.”
“Why? Are you in a hurry?”
“Yes, I’m in a hurry! If we don’t get to the yoga studio by 9.30, I’ll be late for my shift at the (food) co-op!”