More ferocious message tees:
“Mitt Romney is making my pussy dry up.”
– on a young woman, NJ Transit, Elizabeth, NJ
“Lah dee freakin dah…”
– bald, middle-aged man, 1, 2, 3 @ 14th St.
“Hey man, your wife sure can ball!”
– old man, NY Penn Station
More ferocious message tees:
“Mitt Romney is making my pussy dry up.”
– on a young woman, NJ Transit, Elizabeth, NJ
“Lah dee freakin dah…”
– bald, middle-aged man, 1, 2, 3 @ 14th St.
“Hey man, your wife sure can ball!”
– old man, NY Penn Station
“Something smells sweet and nice, you know, like that guys nuts on the corner?”
“That’s what she said.”
– two women waiting for the L train
Two women on their morning commute:
“Hey, see that tall guy over there?”
“No, which one?”
“The one with brown hair, that looks like Paul from the office.”
“You mean bad-breath Paul?”
“Yeah!”
“Oh my god, that guy stinks!”
“Wait, that is Paul from the office! Why is he on this train? Doesn’t he live in Jersey somewhere?”
“Oh crap, he’s spotted us. He’s coming over.”
“Well, let’s just hope he brushed his teeth this morning.”